Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?
Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because the rooster egged her on.
Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?
Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!
Question: Why can't you tease egg whites?
Answer: They can't take a yolk.
Omelette smarter than I look!
Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
Answer: An eggs-plorer!
Question: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
Answer: New Yolk City!
Question: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
Answer: It cracks up!
Question: What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?
Answer: Deviled eggs!