I read this comic called Questionable Content that my buddy Laureate got me into. It's amusing enough but the main girl (Faye) drives me up the wall, so I'm not sure why I keep going back.
Anyway, in a recent strip Faye is asking this boy Marten for more time (basically the story of the strip) before she shares her past with him. Marten agrees, pointing out it's either give her time and space or kill her and dump her body in a ditch. (He's joking.)
Faye's response is the funniest thing I've heard all week. She says....actually, I'll let you read it for yourself
Seriously: does anyone think this might work?